Both Parties Promise to Push Up House Prices to Make Them More Affordable for First Home Buyers
CANBERRA — In a rare display of bipartisan unity, both Labor and the Coalition have announced bold new plans to drive house prices even higher — all in the name…
Albanese Wants 3 More Years: “Let us FINISH the job”. The National Pothole Adventure Trail.
Anthony Albanese spoke today and urged Australians to “let me finish the job!”. Labour governments, Both State and Federal, have worked tirelessly in the last 3 years to ensure most…
Trump Taps Rudd for New Role in Transition Team
After weeks of feverish media speculation about Kevin Rudd’s wobbly stint as Australia’s US Ambassador, the Trump team has swooped in with a “skills-appropriate” job offer. A spokesperson for the…
Disney announces production to begin on the Mega Blockbuster “Welcome to Country- The Movie”
Excitement reached a new level today when Disney CEO Con Offenenuf announced that production had finally commenced on “Welcome to Country The Movie”. The movie is a Docomedic piece on…
Albanese introduces new Referendum…asking Australians are they in favour of more meaningless Referendums?
Anthony Albanese today outlined his new legislative proposal following the comprehensive NO vote at last years referendum.The Prime Minister said “I think we all know that the Australian people were…
Woolworths introduce… Self Igniting Aussie Flag
Woolworths…The GIANT South African has innovated once again with the self igniting Australian flag!With safety in mind and very little on their shelves to mark the National day… Woolworths have…
Local councils decide “It is Un-Australian to celebrate Australia Day”
A hushed tone remains following the fourth “Welcome to Country” acknowledgement in 1/2 an hour at this remote NSW council meeting.On the agenda tonight is the motion to remove the…
Australian Open Unveils Revolutionary ‘Chant Interpreter’ App: Now You Can Understand Protesters, Conditions Apply
Due to protests now becoming more common at the Australian Open, the app will also include a “chant interpreter” which will interpret what any protesters at the tennis may be…
NBN Scammers Frustrated: Majority of Calls Now Coming from Other Scammers
Melbourne, Australia — In a surprising turn of events, a new report reveals that the majority of phone calls made to NBN phone scammers are now from other scammers attempting…