CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA – In a shocking revelation, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese stumbled upon a dusty old book called the “Australian Constitution” that turned out to be more than one page in length. Sources close to the Prime Minister report that he was initially confused, asking, “Wait, there’s more to it than the preamble?”
Albanese promptly called an emergency cabinet meeting to discuss the discovery. “I thought governing was supposed to be easy,” he lamented. “Now I have to read all these pages? Can’t someone just give me the “sample” version ?” If I like it, I’ll read it then!