Trump Taps Rudd for New Role in Transition Team
After weeks of feverish media speculation about Kevin Rudd’s wobbly stint as Australia’s US Ambassador, the Trump team has swooped in with a “skills-appropriate” job offer. A spokesperson for the…
Khazikstan’s Bid for BRIC Membership: Add the Missing “K”!
ASTANA – In a stunning move, Khazikstan has formally requested to join the BRIC table to complete the beloved acronym. BRIC, the exclusive club of emerging economic giants, has always…
“Hawaii Five-Oh No! One Leader Got Scorched in Hawaii, the Other for Avoiding It!”
In an ironic twist of political fate, two prominent world leaders have found themselves in hot water over their contrasting Hawaiian vacation choices. First up, Scott Morrison, the former Australian…
Zoom Introduces New ‘Are You Still Awake?’ Reminder for Online Students
In a groundbreaking move that addresses a burgeoning epidemic of snoozing students, Zoom Video Communications unveiled its latest feature this week: the “Are You Still Awake?” reminder. With e-learning taking…
New App Reminds You to Breathe In and Out; Charges Monthly Subscription
In the ever-expanding universe of wellness apps, “BreatheEasy” has taken the world by storm. Unlike other meditation or mindfulness apps, BreatheEasy has a singular purpose: to remind its users to…
Instagram to Release New Filter: ‘Reality’ – Shows What You Actually Look Like
In a bold move diverging from its array of beautifying and fantastical filters, Instagram announced its latest feature: the “Reality” filter. This groundbreaking addition promises users an unaltered, completely natural…
Meditation App Disturbs Tranquillity with Mid-Session Ad Breaks
In the competitive world of wellness apps, “ZenMoment” seemed poised to rise to the top. Boasting guided meditations led by world-renowned mindfulness gurus, it promised tranquillity and inner peace. However,…
University Student Proudly Announces Minor in ‘Avoiding Real Life Responsibilities’
Amidst the sea of students declaring minors in Business Administration, Graphic Design, and International Relations, Jessica Dalrymple, a third-year student at Prestige University, has chosen a different path. Last week,…
Biden Discovered Laundering Millions in Literal White House Washing Machine, Aides Blame It on “Laundry Day Mix-Up”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a scandalous turn of events that has taken the nation by storm, President Joe Biden was caught early this morning attempting to launder millions of dollars…