Proposal for “Week of Silence” to be extended and Enshrined in Constitution
Disappointed at the outcome of the Voice referendum, key advocates have declared they will not speak for a week. The Indigenous Leaders “Week of Silence” which was seen to be…
Australia Denies Voice Referendum; PM Albanese Offers Interpretive Dance, Hopes for Deeper Dialogue on Closing the Gap
Following the unexpected ‘No’ vote in Australia’s Voice Referendum—a crucial step towards improving Aboriginal reconciliation—Prime Minister Anthony Albanese presented a rather unconventional solution: interpretive dance as a means to foster…
Collingwood Supporters Threaten to Boycott Welfare Unless Given Extra Day Off
Melbourne, VIC – Collingwood fans are taking their demands to the next level, threatening to boycott their beloved welfare programs unless they are granted an extra day off?In a move…
“Dan Andrews’ Resignation Leaves IBAC Reeling: ‘What Do We Investigate Now?’
Melbourne, VIC – Celebrations have already started in Melbourne on the news of Daniel Andrews departure!There maybe good feeling amongst Victorians, but many are asking why now?Jim Fidgett a longtime…
Former Australian PM Who Once Lectured on Misogyny Now Baffled by Definition of ‘Woman’
SYDNEY – Julia Gillard, Australia’s first female Prime Minister, who once took the international stage by storm with a fiery speech against misogyny, found herself in an ironic quagmire during…
Man Who Sold House 20 Years Ago Burglarizes It, Declares Himself “Traditional Owner” After Performing 2-Minute ‘Welcome to Country’ Ceremony
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – In a ground-breaking twist of real estate and ceremony, a man who sold his house two decades ago reportedly returned to the property, performed a swift “Welcome…
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese Calls Emergency Caucas Meeting After Discovering Constitution is More than One Page Long
CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA – In a shocking revelation, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese stumbled upon a dusty old book called the “Australian Constitution” that turned out to be more than one page…
Local Man Discovers He’s 1/1024th Indigenous, Immediately Converts Living Room into ‘Sacred Space’
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – In a shocking turn of events, local man Darren Jones recently discovered he’s 1/1024th Indigenous. Without wasting a moment, he declared his living room a “sacred Indigenous…
Are you being scammed or is it your Bank?…your questions answered!
SYDNEY – “Buckle up, folks! In a world where scammers are phone call actors with unlimited creativity, you need a good laugh and some expert guidance. Welcome to ‘Are You…