Khazikstan’s Bid for BRIC Membership: Add the Missing “K”!
ASTANA – In a stunning move, Khazikstan has formally requested to join the BRIC table to complete the beloved acronym. BRIC, the exclusive club of emerging economic giants, has always…
“Hawaii Five-Oh No! One Leader Got Scorched in Hawaii, the Other for Avoiding It!”
In an ironic twist of political fate, two prominent world leaders have found themselves in hot water over their contrasting Hawaiian vacation choices. First up, Scott Morrison, the former Australian…
Man Who Passed Away Three Years Ago Baffled After Receiving Victorian Labor Membership Card
MELBOURNE – Three years after his peaceful passing, Robert “Bobby” Thomson, who was renowned in his community for his lively barbecues and memorable puns, received a surprising jolt in the…
Victorian Labor and Liberal Parties Unveil Identical Campaign Slogans, Accuse Each Other of Plagiarism!
In what seems to be an outstanding coincidence, both the Victorian Labor and Liberal parties have seemingly taken a page out of the same campaign play-book. Critics argue that while…
Brunswick’s Climate Change Doomsday Preacher Sells Carbon ‘Indulgences’ for Eco-Salvation
BRUNSWICK – In the heart of Brunswick, Melbourne, where bohemian vibes meet eco-conscious living, Reverend Alton Green has become an unexpected sensation. Dubbing himself the “Climate Change Doomsday Preacher,” Green’s…
Zoom Introduces New ‘Are You Still Awake?’ Reminder for Online Students
In a groundbreaking move that addresses a burgeoning epidemic of snoozing students, Zoom Video Communications unveiled its latest feature this week: the “Are You Still Awake?” reminder. With e-learning taking…
New App Reminds You to Breathe In and Out; Charges Monthly Subscription
In the ever-expanding universe of wellness apps, “BreatheEasy” has taken the world by storm. Unlike other meditation or mindfulness apps, BreatheEasy has a singular purpose: to remind its users to…
Instagram to Release New Filter: ‘Reality’ – Shows What You Actually Look Like
In a bold move diverging from its array of beautifying and fantastical filters, Instagram announced its latest feature: the “Reality” filter. This groundbreaking addition promises users an unaltered, completely natural…
Local Teen Recycles One Plastic Bottle, Receives Nobel Peace Prize Nomination
WAGGA WAGGA – In an unexpected turn of events, local teen Derek Thompson, 17, made international headlines after recycling a single plastic bottle at his school’s cafeteria. The simple, eco-friendly…