Andrews Cancels 2026 Games, Claims He Didn’t Recall Being Told It Was Going to Cost $4 Billion Over Previously Budgeted Amount
MELBOURNE – In a move that has left sports fans and athletes alike in a state of disbelief, Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has cancelled the 2026 Commonwealth Games. The reason?…
Government Relies on Emotions and ‘The Vibe’ to Woo Voters in Voice to Parliament Referendum: ‘It’s The Constitution, It’s Mabo, It’s Justice, It’s Law, It’s The Vibe’
CANBERRA – In a surprising move that could only be described as “straight out of Bonnie Doon,” Australia’s Labour Government is pulling out all stops to win the upcoming referendum…
Daniel Andrews to Publish New Book: ‘The Art of Forgetting: How to Effortlessly Dodge Difficult Questions’
MELBOURNE, AU – Daniel Andrews, the Premier of Victoria, has announced he is set to publish a new book which promises to be a masterclass in political evasiveness. Titled “The…