“Dan Andrews’ Resignation Leaves IBAC Reeling: ‘What Do We Investigate Now?’

Melbourne, VIC – Celebrations have already started in Melbourne on the news of Daniel Andrews departure!
There maybe good feeling amongst Victorians, but many are asking why now?
Jim Fidgett a longtime supporter of the Premier says “I believe he thought it was his time. He will be looking forward to spending more time with his Family and at IBAC.
On the topic of IBAC… within minutes of the announcement, IBAC had offered a number of redundancies to key people. When asked why?. The answer was simple “With the departure of Dan Andrews from the Victorian political scene, we at the Independent Broad-based Anti-corruption Commission (IBAC) are reportedly in a state of confusion. “We’ve spent so much time investigating his government’s activities that we don’t know what to do now,” said one IBAC investigator.
It is believed that layoffs have already commenced!