Collingwood Supporters Threaten to Boycott Welfare Unless Given Extra Day Off

Melbourne, VIC – Collingwood fans are taking their demands to the next level, threatening to boycott their beloved welfare programs unless they are granted an extra day off?
In a move that has caught the Victorian government off guard, Collingwood supporters have demanded compensation for the fact that they have been unfairly targeted and discriminated against. A government spokesperson was confused and wasn’t sure if another day off would help!
67 year old Geoff ” Digger” Brown a lifelong Pies supporter said ” It just ain’t fair!.. every year…same thing. all the bludgers that are working get a day off… but uuses that are between jobs… never… it just feels like every other day!!.