In what seems to be an outstanding coincidence, both the Victorian Labor and Liberal parties have seemingly taken a page out of the same campaign play-book. Critics argue that while their slogans may be eerily similar, their real challenge lies in convincing the public that they’re actually distinct entities and not just some kind of political mash-up.
It is believed that Pesutto and Andrews will have a Rock-Paper-Scissors shoot-out in a couple of weeks to decide who gets this keystone “slogan”
Political analysts are scratching their heads as it turns out that a simple game of Rock-Paper-Scissors is a more accurate indicator of Victoria’s future policies than elaborate polling methods. “It’s truly astounding,” one expert exclaimed.
